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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

bees knees

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

woman's rights

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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