- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

I love pissing people off :P

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Not a joke.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Psychics.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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