what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What black and has children A black man

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Roey Jegen

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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