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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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general tso's broccoli

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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civil rights

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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