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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the dog eat poop?

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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