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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

women's rights.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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