What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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