Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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