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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4