- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

I pooped.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

An irish man walks out of a bar

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

U mad?

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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