Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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