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An irish man walks out of a bar

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

U mad?

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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