With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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