What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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