Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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