Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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