Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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