- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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