- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Black People.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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