How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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