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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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