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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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