Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Potassium? K.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Women.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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