Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

I pooped.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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