- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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There's a car about to hit me.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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