- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Knock knock. Racism.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

I killed someone today. :D

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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