What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

WEED!

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How old are you? 20

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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