children burning

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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