A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Dylan is a person

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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