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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What you reading? reading?

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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