- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Knock knock. Racism.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

I killed someone today. :D

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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