Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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