- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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