A man made a sandwich.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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