Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What black and has children A black man

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roey Jegen

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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