- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

captcha: all yer base

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Knock knock Who's there Police

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

xavier stop

Poop!!

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