Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Not a joke.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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I love pissing people off :P

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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