- Anti Joke

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

knock knock no ones home

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Dusters blow stuff.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.