- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Jimmy Saville

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

A: Knock Knock B: ...

my gramma died

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Me Neither.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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