- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

I had sex with my mother in law

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

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