Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Help I'm being raped!

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Anti Joke

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