What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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K.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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shut up kobe!

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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