If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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