A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Anti Joke

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