Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Penisland

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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I LIKE TRAINS

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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