- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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