- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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