What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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