- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's the difference between a duck?

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