- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

A man made a sandwich.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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