What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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