An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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