knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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