What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

knock knock There's no door

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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