out of your comfort zone

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

AIDS

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Dylan is gay

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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