- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

want a balloon? yeah

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)