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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

what do you watch ? a tv

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