- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Melbourne Football Club.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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