Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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